How to produce a club track today

Just follow the instructions

And you'll be an electronic music producer

In no time

Step number 1

Open you crap software

And import a Random loop

Like this

This

Now you need a phat ass drop

Phat ass Drop

Here comes the clap

Clap

Phaat ass drop

Military drums

Don't forget some levels

Now and then use the clash

Snare drums can't get enough

Okay now we need some phat distortion

More distortion

I said more distortion

Time for another phat ass drop

Make some noise with stadium hornes

Take out the base drum

Break down

Hi hats

Now it's the time for a brake

Stop the beats

Get some keys

And call it melody

Turururuuu

Now add some vocal cuts

Like this

This

And one more phat ass drop

EPIC DROP

Military drums

STILL EPIC

Now create a facebook page

And post this crap