Another Christmas Song - Stephen Colbert

Ho It's another Christmas song

Whoa Get ready brother

For another christmas song

They play for a month Ad infinitum

One day it struck me

Someone must write them

So It's another Christmas song

Santa Clause singing on naughty snow

Reindeer ringing in the mistletoe

The manger's on fire

The holly's a glow

Hear baby Jesus crying ho ho ho

Hey It's another Christmas song

Yay Another oft' returning

Royalty earning Christmas song

I've got plenty more so go buy a modem

Log on to iTunes and pay to download 'em

Pay For another Christmas song

Chestnuts glisten on a silent night

Sleigh bells kissing by candle light

The tree is frozen the winter's bright

Who'd have thought the wise men looked so white

You Don't you wanna sing along

To My humble yule tide

Dreamed up pool side

Christmas song

Make it part of your holiday cannon

Make it the heart of my retirement planning

And do Sing another Christmas song

Beat it into 'em fellas

Watch my feet fly

But wait Who's this

Young ones starving on a dead end street

Taped up tabloids on their frost bit feet

Hear what they carol as they huddle for heat

Please help the Colbert Children eat

Whoa Just another Christmas song

No This is like no other Christmas mother lovin' song

Public to whom I'm so proud to have pandered

Please save my family and make this a standard

Go Join the ever growing throng

Who are singing

And swingin'

While my kids are clinging to the hope

My register's ching ching chinging from the cash I'm bringing

From another Christmas song