Real Girls Eat Cake (Explicit) - The Janoskians

Hey girl

I see you made an effort with your lipstick

But you got some on your teeth

You f-cking dipshit

You're like a hot mess and I like it (yeah yeah yeah)

Let's go

When we go out we make a great team

You eat like a dude and lick your plate clean

You're my kind of girl and I like it (yeah yeah yeah)

I'll be the first to take you to the prom at high school

I'll get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves

I even wrote this stupid song because I like you

(Really stupid this song)

I don't need a girl who worries about a thigh gap

I like the fact that you don't give a sh*t about that

You're still sexy if you eat more than salad on a date

'Cause real girls eat cake

To me you are prettier than Adriana Lima

The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror

When you're with me you can be who you want for f-ck sake

'Cause real girls eat cake

I really really like the way your face is (it's beautiful)

Even when there's food stuck in your braces (yummy)

But I still snog you 'cause I like it (yeah yeah yeah)

Let me have a word with your mum

'Cause she's sexy ('cause she's sexy)

It must run in her genes

If you get me

I gotta admit that I like her (yeah yeah yeah)

I'll be the first to take you to the prom at high school

I'll get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves

I even wrote this stupid song because I like you

(I like you)

I don't need a girl who worries about a thigh gap

I like the fact that you don't give a sh*t about that

You're still sexy if you eat more than salad on a date

'Cause real girls eat cake

To me you are prettier than Adriana Lima

The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror

When you're with me you can be who you want for f-ck sake

'Cause real girls eat cake

Real girls real girls

Real girls eat cake

Real girls real girls

Real girls eat cake

Real girls real girls

Real girls eat cake

Real girls real girls

Real girls eat cake

To me you are prettier than Adriana Lima

The way you work it when you're looking in the mirror

When you're with me you can be who you want for f-ck sake

'Cause real girls eat cake

Chocolate strawberry banana

And vanilla cake that would be nice

And ice whipped cream cake

And chocolate cake cream cake also with a lemon

And hot cake

And some fat cake overthere

And some tomatosauce cake overthere

Vegemite cake ooooh what more cakes do we have

Jacob Fultons mmm cake