It's cold and we're all snowed in

Vote yes for the global warming

Reaping the things the poor are sowing

What then are the polls showing

Who'll be the superseder

The builder of the walls a great leader

He'll R**e us all and say surprise

And everything is fine

The one who traps the most monkeys in

The maze will win

The ballots handed did not have all names in

You know that I'm just saying

The New World Order

Keeps fishing in the troubled water"

Choose me I will pour more fish in the sea"

So I would need a billion dollars to my name

But no validation no acclaim

It's like a play TV make up a toupée

The chosen one may dig one grave

For the nation Hooray

Fairytale for the ones with no hope

Human weakness gets explored

And the end is the triumph of the poor hey it's

A fairytale for the ones with the dough

And here's the happy rending news

Told by the one you'll choose

Wait wait wait there is more

All the news your TV's sending

The same news they ́re all dispensing

One Ring to rule them all who's paying

Where's Waldo Who's the Walrus

Confuse to veil the wrong questions

By the only ones with the answers

"Facts are stupid things"

No I don't need a billion dollars to my name

I don't need a star The Walk of Fame

It's all a play TV make up a toupée

The chosen one will dig my grave

Hip hip hooray

Fairytale for the ones with no hope

Human weakness gets explored

And the end is the triumph of the poor hey it's

A fairytale for the ones with the dough

Turn the page with fingers so

So long and beautiful

The moon is rising down

Your smile is but a frown

Befitting like a tailor made upscale suit on a clown

"Things have never been more like the way they are

Today in history"

"Sir you are urinating on me"

"It's freezing and snowing in New York

We need global warming"

"Let's steel our wills and lose our minds"

Let's steel our wills and lose our minds our minds

No I don't need a billion dollars to my name

I don't need a star The Walk of Fame

It's all a play TV make up a toupee

The chosen one will dig my grave

Hey yay

Fairytale for the ones with no hope

Human weakness gets explored

And the end is the triumph of the poor hey it's

A fairytale for the ones with the dough

Turn the page with fingers so

So long an beautiful

Fairytale for the ones with no hope

Human weakness gets explored

And the end is the triumph of the poor hey it's

A fairytale for the ones with the dough

Page by page we turn and fall asleep

Then count the only sheep

Too afraid to leap

In to a ravine

"It's not how many people vote

And how they vote

It's who counts the votes"

Josif Vissarionovitš Džugašvili