All these 60 hours weeks without a vacation

I'm all mixed up and my body's achin'

Talked to the Doctor and the bar down the street

But all he could offer me was sympathy

When I finished my drink and got up to go

Everybody said goodbye but I said 'Adios'

Got these Blue collar blues

And I can't sleep

Been counting margaritas instead of sheep

I close my eyes and all I see is a cloud

Of senoritas dancin' round me

I don't think I'm losing my mind

But I'm thinking maybe

I might be borderline crazy

Well I drove past my ex going in to work today

And my mind once again drifted to Monterey

I hear mariachi bands playin' in my head

The less I listen the louder it gets

Been going to bed with my flip-flops on

I just might be too far gone

Got these Blue collar blues

And I can't sleep

Been counting margaritas instead of sheep

I close my eyes and all I see is a cloud

Of senoritas dancin' round me

I don't think I'm losing my mind

But I'm thinking maybe

I might be borderline crazy

Ya I'm all twisted up like a big pin ata

All I need right now is a whole lotta nada

Got these Blue collar blues

And I can't sleep

Been counting margaritas instead of sheep

I close my eyes and all I see is a cloud

Of senoritas dancin' round me

I don't think I'm losing my mind

But I'm thinking maybe

I might be borderline crazy

Ya I might just be borderline crazy