The Showstopper - Salt-N-Pepa
Written by:Fingerprints
Once again my friends and countrymen
Lend us your ears and eyes
The showstopper is stupid fresh
When will you be satisfied
Yo bust it Sandy D
Yo what's up
Have you ever been to jams when people just stand
And they pay to come in and they don't even dance
They're so uncouth they think they're cute
Am I lying no it's the truth
Right now I'm gonna show you how it's supposed to be
'Cuz we the salt and pepa MC's
Will chance the circumstance rocks your pants
My fans this is called the jam
Sandy what Sandy what
Sandy well be breaking hearts ya know
That's true it's all about money though
But Douglas and Richie won't like it so
Come on then let's stop the show
Yo this beat is stupid fresh
Huh yeah you know it cold dissed doug fresh
Top choice of course the rest is soft
Set it set set it set it off
Set it off do it set it off do it
Set it off do it set it off
Do it
Listen now I ain't down to rap
Are you serious just like a heart attack
Come on now cher I don't want to
Get on now cher do I have to yeah
Well I really don't have too much to say
Yo then here's my story anyway
It's just a little somethin' too hot to be missed girl
I was going downtown serious
Cher took the train home from work
Pissed off because of a stain on my shirt
The train made a stop where two hundred and five
And a little soft guy walked inside
He wore plastic ballys and a booty gucci suit
Cracked a little smile and showed a fake gold tooth
Was he cute negative he was a dupe
Instead of polo he wore
La di da di what
It was bubta
La di da di uh huh word to mother
The boy was rude I didn't approve
He tried to make a move I said stop it dude
I started to cuss and began to swear
He said listen girl I like the way you comb your hair
And I like the stylish clothes you wear
Is there something that I can do
To show how much I really care
Like when I'm all alone with you
My heart just skips a beat or two
And you put that fire inside of me
That shows it's more than just a dream
And I like it and I like it
I said please don't get excited
Don't you know I'm too young for you mister
Sally from the valley
She's my sister
And that lady you dissed that was my mother
You hurt two of my family you won't get another
He tried to deny it said it was a lie
He wanted to explain explain to me why
I said don't bother there's really no need
Sally died when she hit the concrete
He said come on you're puttin' me on
As I got up to walk he sang this song
Oh baby please don't go
What must I do to show
The way I feel for you girl
Is going to be real
But in reality I know well never be
'Cuz you're still walking away from me
Ah ah girl
A dis a dis