Barbershop - D-12

Written by：Luis Resto/D. Porter/Ondre Moore/V. Carlisle/D. Holton/R. Johnson

This time we're gonna do our thing huh

Is that aight wit' y'all yeah

It's gotta be 'cause we gon' do it anyway

Ain't that right fellaz yeah

Fellaz ain't that right yeah

Haha

Tell ya people that I'm the man

I can't be faded there's been a change of plans

You can meet me at the barbershop at the barbershop

You can meet me at the barbershop c'mon where

At the barbershop

Well it's Friday afternoon and I just woke up burp fart

That's right I just woke up

From an excruciating evening at work woman so what

That it's two thirty PM I'm grown dammit straight up

And know when through my finger either

I think it is time we bust you know

Leave the premises less you planning to cook I mean it's

Three o'clock and I gotta gimme a cut for that

Big party tonight thrown at K P productions

And I don't wanna lose my spot

'Cause everybody know big O got the tightest fans on the block

So I got to be in that seat at four o'clock

Shoot I need me some crispy ones to go with my new outfit

Tell ya people that I'm the man

I can't be faded there's been a change of plans

You can meet me at the barbershop at the barbershop

At the barbershop

You can meet me at the barbershop c'mon where

At the barbershop

Understand me now I'm cool as a breeze wassup playa wassup

On the black hand side gimme some grease alright

I want a line up and I don't want you to fate me nope

A ghetto girl with an attitude to come and braid me

So what's happening the hood's seeing in

I get the scoop on everyone in the ghetto so let's begin

Who got shot mike who got jumped Eric

Who got ganked shay who got robbed dee

Who went to jail chuck who got saved rick

Who's getting money and who's broke as a joke

And hear about your lady called me that started smoking that d**e

You get it all at this little dusty place

Let me be still she getting out the razor from my face

See tell ya people that I'm the man

I can't be faded there's been a change of plans

You can meet me at the barbershop at the barbershop

At the barbershop

You can meet me at the barbershop c'mon where

At the barbershop

You heard of me the fat guy that raps

Now it's time for bizarre to take off his shower cap

It's been five days I patiently waited

Saturday morning it's time to get faded

And I mean get faded I mean get faded

Damn at four o'clock I didn't almost make it

My barber's name is Sarah she don't really know how to cut

But she got some nice teeth and big ol' butt

So two days a week I get faded for no reason

Same old haircut keep it low and even

If you see me in a barbershop go on and run

'Cause I'm probably getting a perm and my toe nails done

Got here full grip but can't call the cops

I gotta get the script from the lips to the barbershop

Jump in the seat yo give me the line and

And tell me who came through shining

My homeboy scooped up in a new truck

Gave everybody a cup and gave me a few bucks

Then he started bragging 'bout his last lick

Cut me a design along with his address

You can have a million dollar suit on shining with your karats up

But it don't mean nothing if ya flogging in your haircut

Now who next um I just want my son to get a tape up

What about you sweetie so what you trying say

I'm just playing with you baby hey he do this all the time

And all you do is whine and drink wine hahaha

Yo you know that cho chie got knocked out man when

Early at le'mott's house again

I wouldn't let that man sit on my couch

You was wit' him yesterday

Man what are you talking 'bout

I'm just about ready to throw y'all out

No you ain't I'll be here for 'bout a hour

You know I'll raise up the rates

Tell ya people that I'm the man

I can't be faded there's been a change of plans

You can meet me at the barbershop at the barbershop

At the barbershop

You can meet me at the barbershop c'mon where

At the barbershop