Oh! You Have No Idea - The Bryan Ferry Orchestra/Andrea Martin

There's a man

There's a man

Has the old maids wishing

For new ambition

Every time they see him passing along

What a man

What a man

He's a real live petter

A sweetheart getter

When I tell you I'm not telling you wrong

Has he arms that are big and strong

Does he know where those arms belong

Oh You have no idea

Has he ways that I love so much

Does he speak with his sense of touch

Oh You have no idea

He's got a million in the bank

And that helps a lot

But say that million in the bank

Is only part of what he got

Gosh oh gee do I wanna swear

Could he answer a maiden's prayer

Oh You have no idea

Has he lips all the girls adore

Does he know what he's got 'em for

Oh You have no conception

Has he eyes that are full of love

Do they show what he's thinking of

Oh You have no idea

He's got that whatsy-whatsy-what

What people can't name

And say that whatsy-whatsy-what

Would make the wildest woman tame

Hot as fire all the girls agree

Does he spark when he's out with me

Oh You have no idea

Does he love like a desert sheik

When he necks can he make 'em weep

Oh You have no realisation

Has he got what the girls all crave

When they're with him does he behave

Come to me for information

He claims he's travelled quite a lot

In far distant lands

I don't know if it's true or not

But boy he sure has travelling hands

Like an auto he changes speed

Has he got what his Sophie need

Oh You have no idea