The Perfect Stallion - Apple Bloom/Scootaloo/Sweetie Belle

Cheerilee is sweet and kind

She's the best teacher we could hope for

The perfect stallion you and I must find

One to really make her heart soar

But

This one's too young

This one's too old

He clearly has a terrible cold

This guy's too silly he's way too uptight

Well nothing's wrong with this one

He seems alright

His girlfriend sure thinks so

How 'bout this one

He's much too flashy

He might do

If he weren't so splashy

Too short

Too tall

Too clean

Too smelly

Strangely obsessed with tubs of jelly

I don't think that we're mistaken

It seems all the good ones are taken

I really feel that at this rate

We'll never find the perfect date

Don't want to quit and give up hope

Doing anything special for hearts and hooves day

Oh please oh please oh please say

Nnnnope

We did it girls we found the one

Who will send our teachers heart aflutter

Wait a minute

Let me get this straight

Are you talking about my brother