You Are Woman, I Am Man - Barbra Streisand/Omar Sharif

You are woman I am man

You are smaller so I can be taller than

You are softer to the touch

It's a feeling I like feeling very much

You are someone I've admired still our friendship

Leaves something to be desired

Does it take more explanation than this

You are woman I am man let's kiss

Isn't this the height of nonchalance

Furnishing a bed in restaurants

Well a bit of dinner never hurt

But guess who is gonna be dessert

Do good girls do just what mama says

When mama's not around

It's a feeling oy vey what a feeling

A bit of pate fanny brice I drink it all day

Should I do the things he'll tell me to

In this pickle what would sadie do

In my soul I feel an inner lack

Just suppose he wants his dinner back

Does it take more explanation than this

Just some dried out toast in a sliver

On the top a a little chopped liver

How many girls become a sinner

While waiting for a roast beef dinner

Though most girls slip in ordinary ways

I got style I do it bordelaise

Well at least you think I'm special

He ordered à la carte

It's a feeling I like feeling very

I feel the feeling down to my toes

Now I feel that there's a fire here

Try that once a little higher dear

What a beast to ruin such a pearl

Would a convent take a jewish girl

Does it take more explanation than this

Ooo the thrills and chills going through me

If I stop him now can he sue me

You are woman you are man let's kiss