Divorce Me C.O.D. - Merle Travis/M. Travis/C. Stone

Written by：Merle Travis/Cliffie Stone

I just bought me a great long ticket

I'm gonna use it at 4 p m

So you can call your secret love and tell the news to him

You thought your little romance was on the strict Q T

If you want your freedom P D Q divorce me C O D

I won't be round to hear you cry

I'm texas bound and bye and bye

You can reach me down in Dallas at general delivery

So if you want your freedom P D Q divorce me C O D

There's gonna come a day gal when you'll be feeling blue

You'll gona find that you can't pay your bills

With a little ole' I O U

This dynamite your messing with may be T N T

So if you want your freedom P D Q divorce me C O D

I ain't no college professor I ain't got no P H D

But if you want your freedom P D Q divorce me C O D