Want some whiskey in your water

Sugar in your tea

What's all these crazy questions they're askin' me

This is the craziest party that could ever be

Don't turn on the lights 'cause I don't wanna see

Mama told me not to come

Mama told me not to come

"That ain't the way to have fun no"

Open up the window let some air into this room

I think I'm almost chokin' from the smell of stale perfume

And that cigarette you're smokin' 'bout scare me half to death

Open up the window sucker let me catch my breath

Mama told me not to come

Mama told me not to come

"That ain't the way to have fun son"

"That ain't the way to have fun son"

The radio is blastin' someone's knockin' at the door

I'm lookin' at my girlfriend - she's passed out on the floor

I seen so many things I ain't never seen before

Don't know what it is - I don't wanna see no more

Mama told me not to come

Mama told me not to come

She said "That ain't the way to have fun son"

"That ain't the way to have fun no"

"That ain't the way to have fun no"

"That ain't the way to have fun son"

"That ain't the way to have fun no"

"That ain't the way to have fun son"

"That ain't the way to have fun no"

"That ain't the way to have fun son"

"That ain't the way to have fun no"

"That ain't the way to have fun son"