Hey Mario - Patent Pending

I know you think you love her

But dude it's such a bummer how you chase

That girl around

You've been fighting all her battles

If she's really worth the hassle

You'd be living in the castle by now

And it makes me sick how

You break these bricks

For a girl who barely knows

You exist

Now you're tripping on mushrooms just for fun dude

I think you've got a problem

Mario get your together bro

You've got to know this princess isn't

Worth these extra lives

Just let her go go go

Mario

You're a next level bro

And she's a jump too short

When the clock is running low

Hey Mario get your together

Hey Mario or you'll chase this forever

Warp zone friend zone high score

No more stalking this chick in a

Koopa troopa town

Live life easy like Luigi

Ain't never let a ho get him down

Let koopa keep her bro

Grab a flower and go

We'll jump the flag pole and

Light up the night

Hit rainbow road with toad

We spinning them tires

And spitting hot fire

Mario get your together bro

You've got to know this princess isn't

Worth these extra lives

Just let her go go go

Mario you're a next level bro

But the peach been cheating and you know

I ain't talking code

You're a plumber a doctor a race car driver

An athlete a spaceman

A super smash survivor

You've got coins like mad get a bachelor pad

Down in cocoa beach where

The hunnies at

Yeah get up get up get off the floor

She's not the one worth dying for

Mario get your together bro

You've got to know this

Princess isn't worth these extra lives

Just let her go go go Mario

You're a next level bro

And she's a jump too short

When the clock is running low

Hey Mario

Hey Mario get your together bro

You've got to know this princess

Isn't worth these extra lives

Just let her go go go

Mario you're a next level bro

But the peach been cheating and

You know I ain't talking code

Hey Mario get your together

Hey Mario or you'll chase this forever

Hey Mario

Hey Mario