You Can Have Her (Explicit) - Sir Mix-A-Lot

All this ill sh*t

This f**king Sir Mix-A-Lot sh*t

What the f**k is this sh*t

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'PUT IT ON THE GLASS '

'Put yo TITTIES on the glass'

This is like a pick-up line:

'How you doing

I was wondering

Could you put yo BIG F**KIN TITTIES on the glass '

'No I don't wanna go to a movie

Could you PUT EM ON THE GLASS '

'Put your titties on the glass'

What happened to 'How ya doing

Whatcha doing later Let's catch a movie'

No 'Put 'em on the glass'

'Put em on the f**king glass'

What the f**k is this sh*t

The girls got on bikinis he got a fur coat on

What the f**k is the weather like in Seattle

All my ex's eat this one

You can have her

You can have her

You can have her

You can have her

You can have her

You can have her

You can You can

You can have her

You can have her

You can You can

I used to have this girl let's say her name was Mona

Mona fine young sugar coming out of Arizona

5 ft 6 straight thick with a switch

And a set of them juicy-a** lips

Kinky just like me

She can take a straight gee

And put him down for the count 1 2 3

Needless to say I was kicking it

Cause I know when I'm the only one getting it

But ooh things change when you don't maintain

The same game you got her with mayn

Flew back home and I was slipping

Cause as soon as I left another brother starts spitting

Throwing drag about wanting a family

Trying to front because he wanna be manly

Telling my girl how I'm playing my field

Boy you'se a jake for real

Now a player I like but you know I can't stand no snitch

Trying to front like he rich

Done shot your credit cause you bought you a new E

320 and you wanna be a hoe like me

Now you done salted my game

Told my girl I'm a player and you bought her a ring

You paid a lotta money just to grab her

I'ma tell you like this trick: you can have her

You can have her

You can have her

You can have her

You can have her

You can have her

You can have her

You can have her

I gotta do what I gotta do

Baby girl's through so I need something new

You can't keep a good mack down

I get around cause I got a tight thing up in Sea-Town

5'9" with dimples

Caramel skin straight fine hella tight no pimples

Thinking my game was concrete

But I gotta watch for them other entertainers and athletes

Especially the ones who wanna settle down

Cause they'll beg and drink out your shoes and get they nose brown

Just the kinda man you wanted ain't it honey

A big buff dumb-a** fool with hella money

Down to spend till his knees bend

Then the athlete's broke and his girl's in the wind

And my girl gets mad cause I never spend time like I'm s'posed to

Plus I'm a boaster

Shagging up too damn quick now she's looking for a sugar daddy

Just to get a '96 Caddy

A big truck she found

You young scrub on the bench for the Cleveland Browns

He never had nothing thicker than a cheerleader

Now he got juice so he eats her

And treats her to a big wad of cash

Too weak so she left his a**

You can have her

You can have her

You can have her

You can have her

You can have her

You can have her

You can have her

You can have her

You can have her

Just rolling by the Playboy Mansion

I got me a I got me a I got me a I got me a

Young bunny young bunny in La-La Land

Wanna get freaky with the papa man

I smack her to the front I smack her to the back

I smack it with the whiffle ball bat remember that

One happy black man I be

When my L A bunny wanna trip with me

Her name is Teresa

She was freakier than me but I figured I could please her

She had the long braids

Chocolate sister loved to cuff men like slaves

Arrived at the house at last

Seen two shades of lipstick on the same wine glass

Provocative artwork around me

Four pink slippers on the floor surround me

One pair's for her the other pair's for who

Plus she only lives in a one bedroom

Well hm it might be on

Ménage-à-trois open la bouche taste la bomb

Teresa's roommate walks in

6 ft 2 with a wig and a stupid-a** grin

You can have her

You done brought a big-a** man up in the room

Girl what's wrong with you

Honey that is gay

Yo partner you can have her

Cause I don't want none of y'all

3's Company if you know what I'm saying

Yeah

Put it on the danceflo'

Bring it back