Ooh it's scrambled eggs what he says

He accuses me of treachery

Got the nine lies got the wide eyes

Got a failing grade in chemistry

If you count back to the balcony

When all we saw was a mystery

Of a blonde-haired boy brought his mother joy

With his pedigree and family tree

Oh lay it all out on a wicker couch

That you wove in a loony bin

Cut it out it's a second-round bout

Not the way of a gentleman

Ah give it up get a job

Take a pill and leave me be

He's got a synapse lapse he don't think he has

But it's been proven empirically"

If they take something precious from me

I'm gonna take something precious from them"

Oh now he's losing his constituency

We thought "Oh this could never happen again"

If I take something precious from him

He try to take something precious from me

There's a battle in his head that he cannot win

There's a man that he could never be

Oh no way to go

He's the mayor

Oh I'm quite tired of this lunatic

Why must we suffer 'cuz the mayor's sick

He say "All abandon from this sinking ship"

And he's off on another trip

No he don't care about environment

He has made this a s**tty place

My interest rate shrinks at a rapid pace

Compounded daily on my worried face"If they take something precious from meI'm gonna take something precious from them"

Oh now he's losing his constituency

We thought "Oh this could never happen again"

If I take something precious from him

He try to take something precious from me

There's a battle in his head that he cannot win

There's a man that he could never be

Oh no way to go

Oh no way to go

He's the mayor"If they take something precious from meI'm gonna take something precious from them"

Oh now he's losing his constituency

We thought "Oh this could never happen again"

You're gonna hang your head and cry

If I take something precious from him

He try to take something precious from me

There's a battle in his head that he cannot win

There's a man that he could never be

Go ahead go ahead and cry

You're gonna hang your head and cry

You're gonna hang your head and cry

You're gonna cry

He's the mayor oh no way to go he's the mayor