A Christmas Duel - The Hives

I bought no gift this year

And I slept with your sister

I know I should have thought twice

Before I kissed her

But with the year we had last

And the dress that she wore

I just went along for the ride

And I came back for more

And I'm sorry baby

That's all ok honey 'cause see

I bought no treat this year

And I slept with your brother

I wrecked your daddy's car

And went down on your mother

I set your record collection on fire

And said I never knew

Felt kinda bad about that

And I know you did too

So whatever you say

It's all fine by me

Who the f**k anyway

Wants a Christmas tree

'Cause the snow keeps on falling

Even though we were bad

It'll cover the filth

We should both just be glad

And spend spend spend

This Christ-Christmas together

I married you last year

Bet you thought I was sober right

But I was drunk as a skunk yeah

And I made a mistake

This could all have been over

Oh honey please don't

Excuse you behavior

'Cause I hired a hitman

And changed your will

It's now all in my favor

So whatever you say

It's all fine by me

Who the f**k anyway

Wants a Christmas tree

'Cause the snow keeps on falling

Even though we were bad

It'll cover the filth

We should both just be glad

And spend spend spend

This Christ-Christmas together

And spend spend spend This Christ-Christmas together

And spend spend spend This Christ-Christmas together

And spend spend spend This Christ-Christmas together

Holding on

Without any reason

'Cause something strong

This holiday season

So whatever you say

It's all fine by me

And who the f**k anyway

Wants a Christmas tree

'Cause the snow keeps on falling

Even though we were bad

It'll cover the filth

We should both just be glad

And spend spend spend

This Christ-Christmas together

And spend spend spend This Christ-Christmas together

And spend spend spend This Christ-Christmas together

And spend spend spend This Christ-Christmas together