Your Makeup Is Terrible (Explicit) - Alaska Thunder****

Greetings earthlings

My name is Alaska Thunderf**k 5000 from the planet Glamtron

What's yours

Now I've come a long way to be here tonight

So let's get our greetings

And salutations outta the way right now shall we

Hiieeeeeee oh

I don't know about you miss kitty but I feel so much yummier

Now there's an issue that's recently come to my attention

That we need to discuss right now

Is that okay with you honey

Are you ready

You are you ready okay

Uhum are you ready are you ready are you ready

Are you ready are you ready are you ready are you ready

Your makeup is terrible

Your makeup is terrible

Your makeup is terrible

Your makeup is terrible

But I love you anyway

Terrible terrible terrible

Your makeup is terrible terrible terrible

Your makeup is terrible terrible terrible

Your makeup is terrible

But I love you anyway

Now I heard this is the best motherf**king club in all the land

Is that correct ahuh uhum

Well it better be because I never had no stunt shows

Or shenanigans at the doorway

Mr doorman what's that you need my

This face is my motherf**ker

Now I'm not the kind of b**ch

Who's gonna go behind your back and talk sh*t on you

If I have an issue with you I'll bring it right to your busted face

Now let's discuss it right now shall we alright alright alright

Are you ready ahuh

You specifically are you ready uh me oh yeah I totally am

Are you ready are you ready are you ready

Are you ready are you ready are you ready are you ready

Your makeup is terrible

Your makeup is terrible

Your makeup is terrible

Your makeup is terrible

But I love you anyway

Terrible terrible terrible

Your makeup is terrible terrible terrible

Your makeup is terrible terrible terrible

Your makeup is terrible

But I love you anyway

Oh my gosh

This is the really serious part of the song

Do you hear that oh my God

You see there's something I have to confess

You and I have a lot more in common than I thought

And it's something I need to bring to your attention right now

Are you ready I think so oh God

Are you ready that's better

Are you ready are you ready are you ready

Are you ready are you ready are you ready are you ready

My makeup is terrible

My makeup is terrible no

My makeup is terrible why

My makeup is terrible

Do you love me anyway wow

Terrible terrible terrible

My makeup is terrible terrible terrible

Your makeup is terrible terrible terrible

Our makeup is terrible

But I love you anyway