Take a look at my girlfriend

Cos She's the only one I've got

Not much of a girlfriend

Never seem to get a lots

Take a jumbo cross the water

Like to see America

See the girls in California

I'm hoping it's going to come true

But there's not a lot I can do

Could we have kippers for breakfast

Mummy dear Mummy dear

They've got to have them in Texas

Because everyone's a millionaire

I'm a winner I'm a sinner

Do you want my autograph

I'm a loser what a joker

I'm playing my jokes upon you

While there's nothing better to do

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Lalala Dala la la la

Don't you look at my girlfriend

She's the only one I got

Not much of a girlfriend

Never seem to get a lots

Take a jumbo cross the water

Like to see America

See the girls in California

I'm hoping it's going to come true

But there's not a lot I can do

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Lalala Dala la la la

I'm hoping it's going to come true

But there's not a lot I can do

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