Unicorn Odyssey - The Falcon

The first time I saw you

You worked selling hot dogs and stealing

Your mom's VCR

You stole your nintendo

For a shitty drum set

That you sold for a shittier car

I remember you hitting your girlfriend

Once or twice when she got in your face

You come sell us w**d or you'd just watch TV

And she'd sit in

Your chevy and wait

Ooooo

Ooooo

The first time I saw you

You worked at the lakeview

With that guy with those bad tattoos

Someone had broken your heart

And you worked it out f**king the regular crue

Your smile was amazing

Your apartment was tiny

Your arms and your back

Were all bruised

Sometimes you wore glasses

That you didn't like over eyes

That were sparkly blue

Oooooo

Oooooo

Howdy stranger how ya been

A million distant memories of

A million distant friends

The last time I saw you

We split a pitcher or two at some hillbilly bar

Your heart was all shattered

Your hair was all greasy and long

And your hands were all hard

I remember saying to dump your girlfriend

She was making both of us sick

It's not a lot but it's what I got

It's harder and harder to stick to the script

It's harder and harder and harder

And harder and harder and harder these days

It's harder and harder and harder

And harder and harder and harder these days

It's harder and harder and harder

And harder and harder and harder these days

It is harder it is harder