No it's just that all the people in the world I would want to talk to are right here

Sucker

Hello

Hey Joey Hey Phoebe

I need a favor

I forgot the PlN to my ATM card Can you get it for me

Sure Where is it

I scratched it on the ATM machine on the corner

So you're 5 6 3 9

That's it Thanks

Wanna talk to Chandler Let me talk to him

He didn't believe in my movie

Which is a big mistake because it is real Real

Tribbiani get back to work Break time's over

Who was that My stunt double Yeah

He's getting a little too familiar for my tastes

I've tried to apologize

If I can't do it on the phone I'll go and do it in person

I heard that Can you put him on

Don't come out here

I support you 100 and I wanna prove that to you in person

I got that I forgive you Don't come out here

You haven't taken my calls for a week

I'm totally over it Friends forever Don't come out here

Would you mind doing a picture with us

What was that Entertainment Tonight

Good talking to you and don't come out here

The One in Vegas

Monica I'm sorry I'm late

I'm so sorry Have you been here long

That's okay

What the hell took you so long

You can't tell Chandler I ran into Richard

Which Richard The Richard

Richard Simmons Oh my God

No my ex boyfriend Richard You know the tall guy mustache

Okay that actually makes more sense How was it

It was really nice We talked and I had lunch with him

That's weird I dreamed you had lunch with Richard

Really Again Richard Simmons

Go on

The strange part was he was really nice

And he looks great but I didn't feel anything

So why can't we tell Chandler

It'll freak him out and tomorrow's our anniversary I don't wanna spoil it

I can't believe you guys have lasted a whole year

Wow I owe Rachel 20 bucks

On a totally different bet

It's almost our anniversary I know

One year ago today I was just your annoying friend Chandler

Now you're just my annoying friend Chandler

I got you a gift

It's not till tomorrow I know but you have to open it today

Okay There you go

It's two tickets to Vegas

Yeah For this weekend It'll be perfect

You'll see Joey plus we'll start our celebration on the plane

We can call it our Plane aversary

Do we have to

This is great but Joey didn't want any of us there

He doesn't want us to go to any trouble He'll be excited when we surprise him

Plus we get to have our own Anna Vegas ry

Anna vada versary

I think we should see other people

We can go right

Great idea

I'm gonna go too

Phoebe it's kind of our anniversary

You won't ditch me like you did with London

Ditch you You were pregnant

Great story I'm going

Listen this weekend we're all gonna go to Las Vegas to surprise Joey

Including me

Do you wanna go

I can take a couple days off work

Of course you can take a couple days off because this trip includes me

I've got a presentation tomorrow I can't miss that

I've got tickets to the Van Gogh exhibit I waited a year for this

Art lover

What'd you say

I said art lover

Was that supposed to be an insult I don't know I'm very tired

Rach maybe we can fly out Saturday Sounds great

I'll call the airlines

That'll be nice to have the apartment to myself

To walk around naked

No so I can be by myself Have a little alone time

Naked alone time

Just because I'm alone doesn't mean I wanna walk around naked

You live alone you don't walk around naked

Why does it takes me so long to answer the door

So far is this trip to Las Vegas better or worse than the trip to London

So far it's pretty much the same Phoebe

What about after I give you these candies

I guess it's a little better now

I'll be back

Happy Plane aversary

I love you

Can I give you your present now Okay

Oh don't tell me I did this

I love l forgot the present fake out

How about I did forget the present forgive me not fake out

You can give it to me when we get back

This is the worst thing that could happen

You decided to tell him about the Richard thing

What Richard thing

Oh no

What Richard thing

Simmons Go with Simmons

I ran into Richard yesterday

He asked me if I wanted to go for a bite and I did

I didn't tell you because you'd get mad

And I didn't wanna spoil our anniversary

I'm not mad

So you bumped into Richard You grabbed a bite

No big deal

Great

This is gonna be a real horserace

Oh look what happened

Check me out

I'm in my kitchen

Naked

I'm picking up an orange

I'm naked

I'm lighting the candles

Naked And carefully

Oh my God That's Rachel naked

I can't look at that I am looking at this

Okay vivid colors expressive brush strokes

Unless she wants me to be looking at that

She knows I'm home

She knows I can see her

What kind of game is she playing

I think maybe someone's lonely tonight

Dr Geller

Stop it You're being silly

Or am I

Love to love you baby

Love to love you baby

Love to love you baby

D**n it

May I come in

Yeah if you want to

Do you want me to

Yeah sure

So do l

Okay Rach before anything happens

I wanna lay down a couple of ground rules

This is just about tonight

I won't go through with this if it'll raise the question of us

I just want this to be

About what it is

And

What is that Ross

The physical act of love

What are you crazy

So you weren't trying to entice me just now with your nakedness

Oh God You saw me

You weren't trying to entice me with your nakedness

You actually thought I wanted to have ***with you

Oh wow I'm sorry But Ross you kicked off your shoes

Can we just forget this ever happened Of course You're right I'm sorry

Thank you Yes

I guess I'm gonna go pack Okay Wait one more thing

Do we still need to settle the question of us

Hey you guys wait You guys

This place is much better than London

A lady dressed like Cleopatra gave me this

Ninety nine cent steak and lobster dinner 99

You don't eat animals

For ninety nine cents I'd eat you

I can totally settle down here

It's got everything I could ever want Including Joey Look

Look Hey

Oh my God

Love your condoms my man

Why are you here I told you not to come

Why are you dressed as a gladiator

Because I'm shooting a scene right now I play a gladiator

Hold on a second Can we cut

My friends are here I'm gonna take a break

Who are you talking to

The director

Her

All right it's not a gladiator movie I work here

Why What happened

The movie shut down Ran out of money

I'm working here till it starts up if it ever does

I'm so sorry Such a drag

Sorry I didn't tell you I'm sorry

Apparently there's a new policy of not sharing

I knew you weren't okay with that So you're a gladiator

What's going on

Monica had lunch with Richard Dawson

But that would've been so cool

Her boyfriend Richard

It meant nothing After all this time how can you not trust me

When you go lunching with hunky men and don't tell me

You're right I'm sorry I should've told you

Thanks

There we go Now I love Vegas

I promise you next time I absolutely will tell you

Next time So close

There won't be a next time You cannot see him again

I cannot see him You can't tell me what to do

That's funny I think I just did

If you act like this I won't be around you

Fine Happy anniversary

Guys please Come on come on

This is obviously a misunderstanding

No it is not

Don't look at me I just work here

Okay Ross I'm a little warm so I'm gonna be taking off my sweater

Now I'm just letting you know

This is not an invitation to the physical act of love

Yep that's hilarious

I'm sorry I'm done I'm done

You know last night was embarrassing for you too

No not really You've seen me naked hundreds of times

But it was a first for the rest of my building

That's true But I just don't embarrass that easily

What You totally get embarrassed

No I don't Ross I think I'm just a more secure person than you are

Hey lady

I don't care how much you want it okay

I am not gonna have ***with you in the bathroom

You know in Roman times this was more than just a hat

They would scrub the floors

They'd use it to get the mud off their shoe

Sometimes underneath the horse would get dirty

So they would stick it right

I can't believe this is how I'm spending my anniversary

I'll take you someplace nice A guy tipped me 100

He was playing blackjack for an hour and he won 5000

Can you believe that

If I won 5000 I'd join a gym

Build up my upper body

And hit Richard from behind with a stick

Wait Why don't I just do what that guy did

I'll take this 100 turn it into 5000

And I'll turn that into enough to get my movie going

Good luck

I don't need luck I've thought this through

I see

Thanks

I can't believe this This is like the worst night ever

You had a minor setback in your relationship

Big deal It's only Chandler

I am so sorry

This is crazy Such a stupid argument

I don't wanna see Richard

So go fix it

Find Chandler He's probably in your room

Tell him sorry and you love him

You're right Phoebe

Thank you Sure

Yeah Las Vegas Number one

Anybody lose this

Coming out Place your bet

Dice her out

Yellow 11 Pay the front line

So I'm on my way back to the bathroom

All right all right Just keep walking all right

What are you I am sorry sir

I think he just really likes you

You know that teacher who had a baby with her student

Can I help you Yes

Do you have any extra pants My friend seems to have had a little accident

Can I change 100 Changing 100

Good luck sir Thanks

That's right

Thirteen Hit me 13

You are not gonna believe this

I have found my identical hand twin

My identical hand twin

What's an identical hand twin

What does it sound like

It's a guy with my identical hands

It was incredible The dealer's hands were exactly like mine

It was like looking at my hands in a mirror

You sure you weren't looking at your hands in a mirror

Don't you see what this means I can forget about that stupid movie

I'm gonna be a millionaire

How I don't have it all worked out yet

But it's gotta mean big money Come on identical hands

Again I must go back to

How

This is Vegas man People will pay to see freaky stuff

How much would you pay to see this hand

I can't really put a price on that

Are you un supporting me again

I support you 100 I just didn't get it right away

Now I'm caught up

Identical hand twins

It's a million dollar idea

Right I know Okay All right

What's that for

Well I gotta document this before that dealer gets off his break

I found my identical hand twin

Oh you're so lucky

So where's Monica Did you guys make up

But she just came up here

That was Joey

I wonder where she is It's so weird

She's probably talking to Richard

Would you stop that

You know what she said after her lunch with Richard

She didn't feel anything for him She loves you

She feels terrible She really wants to make up You've gotta find her

Good

I should really start wearing hats

Welcome to Las Vegas

Did you enjoy your flight I did

Thank you very much It was excellent

I hope you had a nice flight Oh it was the best

I think the check in is that way

Kids love me

Hi you guys are here

What'd you do Did you go to a costume party

Let me guess Pancho Villa

And you're Bob Saget

Pancho Villa

What are you talking about Phoebe I don't

Oh my God You drew on me

Hey you wet my pants

What kind of party was this

I've been walking around like this You have so crossed a line

Rach wait The men's room is that way

It's the third time she's won on a machine I was playing

I bet she's one of those people

What No a lurker

What's that

When you're playing a machine and it hasn't paid out

A lurker waits for you to give up and then

Kills you

They swoop in and steal your jackpot

How do you know about this My nana used to do it

That's how she paid for my dance Karate lessons

Dance karate

But beautiful sport

Lt won't come off What

It won't come off

Oh my God Rach are you sure

I took it off and then I drew it back on

Rach I'm sorry I'm so sorry I'm sure we can get it off okay

Just give me your pen Why What are you gonna do

Well I believe I'm going to stab you repeatedly

Not here There are cameras everywhere

You made it

Who's your friend He's hot

Thanks man

Listen I talked to Chandler And I'm sorry about the movie

Don't be sorry

I don't need it anymore I found my identical hand twin

Your what

My identical hand twin The person whose hands are like mine

Were you looking for this person Not even This thing is a gold mine

That won't make you any money

Well fine

None of you will live with me in my hand shaped mansion

Except you You can live in the thumb

I am on fire

See you later

What are you doing

What's it look like Going home

Why

Wait Sorry I was just playing for one second

If you don't want me to see Richard again I won't

He means nothing to me

Oh come on I was there

I know he's the love of your life

Not anymore

Really

All right

Let's forget about going home and celebrate our anniversary

Okay this is empty

I wanted to make a dramatic scene but I hate packing

Where's the other guy

Which guy

Tall dark hair hand looks exactly like this

I don't know about the hands but he went to the restroom

How you doing

Very busy Right Okay

Yes hello I have a question

I used your pen to draw on my friend's face

A beard and a mustache

Thank you

No she didn't think so

I know It's like Anyway

Makeup didn't cover it we've tried everything and nothing's worked

What do we do

Thank you

Yeah it's not coming off

What What else did he say

He said he thought I was funny

We'll have some fun and you will forget all about it

There's no way I am leaving looking like this

Come on Rach It's not that bad

Ross I am a human doodle

Just because some idiot drew on your face doesn't mean you can't have fun

Besides no one will even look at you

This is Vegas Hello There are tons of other freaks here

There are tons of freaks here No other No

Come on No one will notice I swear

There was some staring and pointing

I need a drink

They really overcharge you for that stuff

But who cares because it's all on me

That is one big drink

Macadamia nut

Wow That's some pricey nut

Really like those macadamia nuts

Nope

Get out of here you lurker

Go on get

You made up

I couldn't be mad at him for too long

She couldn't live without the Chand love

Get a room

We have one Use it

Bye Chandler Bye Mon

Phoebe Phoebe Please pick up a house phone

You have a call from Chandler and Mon

You dirty lurker

I'm sorry you are the same old lady right Yeah Dirty lurker

That's right Take good care of those babies

Excuse me

It's me Joey

Do I know you

Joey

Yeah the hand guy

So what are we gonna do about this hand twin thing

Nothing

Look you and I have been given a gift

We have to do something with it Like hand modeling Or magic

And you know NASA's gonna want to talk to us

I have to get back to work

We can have our own show

We can clap our hands together People will love it

And I wrote a song for us

This hand is your hand

This hand is my hand

Oh wait that's your hand

No wait it's my hand

That's okay But you haven't even heard the chorus

Oh my God

I look like my great aunt Muriel

All right you know what

We don't have to go downstairs

We can bring Vegas up to us

All right come on

We'll play some blackjack Here we go

Thirteen Hit me 13

Twenty three 23

Which is what we play to at this casino

You win 10 dollars

I bet 20 Right

A new pair of shoes for the Chan Chan man

I've never seen a roll like this

That's right baby

What do I want now

Eight

Six Pick a number That is your only job

Eight Thank you

If you get this we buy everybody a steak dinner

Eight it is 8

We're not buying steak dinners are we

No Okay good

What do I want now Try a hard eight

What Two fours

Eight 8

Don't you let her go You're a lucky guy

Thank you Mr Drunken Gambler

You get this and we get the biggest suite in the place

We get the biggest suite in the place

The biggest suite in the place

Come on

I love you I can't remember why we fought

Because I had lunch with Rich

Me neither

What now Another hard eight

Hard eight Let's call it easy eight

I'll tell you what You roll another hard eight

And we get married here tonight

Shut up

It just got interesting

What did you say

You roll another hard eight we get married tonight

You serious

Yes I love you

I've never loved anybody as much as I love you

I've never loved anybody as much as I love you

So if an eight comes up we take it as a sign and we do it

What do you say

Okay

That's a four

And where's the other one Under the table

Nobody move You look that way I look this way

Here it is here it is

It's your call

I think so too

Oh well lost again

That's it You and me Outside

I wouldn't want you to lose a chunk of that pretty blond hair

Be cool

Okay your lurking days are over

Everyone you lurk I'll lurk first

You move on I'll be one step ahead of you

Every single time

And then I'll be on your a*s every hour of every day

Till Monday

Because that's when I go home

When do you leave

Also Monday

What time Maybe we can share a cab

Hit me

Hit me

We need more cards

Yeah And we also need more drinks Hold on a second

Hello Vegas

We would like more alcohol

You know what else We would like some more beers

Oh I forgot to dial

That must be our alcohol and beers

It's Joey I love Joey

Oh I love Joey

Joey lives with a duck

Look I need some help okay

Someone has to convince my hand twin to cooperate

I'll do it Whatever you need me to do I'm your man

Are you okay

Yeah fine Thanks

Hey Rach

How you doing

I'm doing good baby How you doing

Don't let her drink anymore

Here's that macadamia nut

No something else

So what do you wanna do now

I wanna get out of the room

I really miss downstairs

Okay you know what There is only one way I am leaving this hotel room

Well hello

I'm Ross

Good luck to you Sir you've got a little something

Hello

I won

I won I finally won

I won That was my quarter

Take a hike toots

Excuse me sir

This lady played my quarter This is my money

Is that true miss

Sells d**gs to kids

She sells d**gs to kids

It was my quarter

Was it her quarter

How about we talk about this over dinner

Okay lady you're out of here No you can't arrest me

I won't go back to that hellhole

I'm just taking you outside

I need something old something new something borrowed and something blue

Here's something blue and new

You are so efficient I love you

Let's go No wait

We need something old

I have a condom in my wallet that I've had since I was twelve

I don't think so

Now something borrowed

Here just take this

That's stealing

We'll bring it back Put it under your dress

Okay One thing at a time

Are you gonna play No I don't really have any money

Not yet anyway

Can't sit here if you don't play

My name is Regina Falangie

I'm a businesswoman in town on business

Would you like to see my card

What did I do with my filofax

I must've left it in Conference Room B

Fourteen Hit me 14

Oh my God

May I just say that you two gentlemen have the exact same hands

They're identical

I've never seen that in the business world

Stop it

Miss Falangie may I ask you a question as an impartial person at this table

Please stop it

Wouldn't you pay good money to see identical hands

Showcased in some type of an entertainment venue

If you leave now I will chop off my hand and give it to you

Didn't I just throw you out

No you threw out Phoebe

I'm Regina Falangie Falangie

Come on lady

Please take him too

Me Oh come on man

Come on buddy

Don't let him do this Come on

I'm your hand twin

Hello One marriage please

We want to get married

There's a service in progress Have a seat

All right

What are you doing

The Wedding March Does that freak you out

No it's the graduation song

This is it We're gonna get married

You sure you wanna do this

Hello Mrs Ross

Well hello Mr Rachel

Wait Okay