I Never Said I Was Deep - Jarvis Cocker

I love your body 'cause I've lost my mind

If you want someone to talk to you're wastin' your time

If you want someone to share your life

You need someone who's alive

And if every relationship is a two-way street

I have been screwin' in the back whilst you drive

I never said I was deep but I am profoundly shallow

My lack of knowledge is vast and my horizons are narrow

I never said I was big I never said that I was clever

And if you're waitin' to find what's goin' on in my mind

You could be waitin' forever forever and ever

And I can dance you to the end of the night

'Cause I'm afraid of the dark

I have to confess I'm out of my depth

You're goin' over my head oh and straight through my heart

Some girls like to play it dirty some girls want to be your mum

Me I disrespected you whilst we were waitin' for the taxi to come

My morality is shabby my behavior unacceptable

No I'm not lookin' for a relationship just a willin' receptacle

I never said I was I never said I was I never said I was

I never said I was deep but I am profoundly shallow

My lack of knowledge is vast and my horizons are narrow

Oh yeah I never said I was big I never said that I was clever

And if you're waitin' to find what's goin' on in my mind

You could be waitin' forever forever and ever

I never said I was deep but I am profoundly shallow

My lack of knowledge is vast and my horizons are narrow

I never said I was deep