Welcome to the first Republican national debate

You all know the rules

Whoever sings best will be the next president of the united states of America

And whoever sings worst will be banished

One two three and four

Why should you be the next commander in chief

We got a lotta contenders so please keep it brief

We need someone that understands the world today

In this country we need brain

Obama's finally tryna make a deal with Iran

Is it gonna stop 'em from getting the nuclear bomb

You terminate the deal on day one

It's failed foreign policy of the Obama Clinton doctrine

What's the greatest threat to our nation today

Is it ISIS Al-Quaeda or the gluten-free craze

ISIS rides around in US Humvees ISIS

We shouldn't fund our enemies

We know you love guns we heard you loud and clear

Now prove you love 'em more than everybody else here

Look I don't want my guns

Registered in Washington

Why should you be the next commander in chief

I'm the only one to separate Siamese twins

We got a lotta contenders so please keep it brief

I will make our country great again

Could you kindly present some relevant evidence

We can grow we can do this

Why you should be the next White House resident

Our leaders are stupid

You could be the president

I'm gonna run hard I'm gonna run with heart

You could be the president

If I'm our nomineee how would Hillary lecture me

You could be the president

If you get in the oval office chair

Are you gonna roll back the changes to health care

What I'd like to see is a private system

The insurance companies control politicians

How you gonna make the economy stronger

If you don't got ideas I'll throw a benefit concert

We need to even out the tax code

The economy is different than the one we had five years ago

Now that marriage for gays is no longer banned

How excited are you to go marry man

I just went to a wedding of a friend who's gay

We need to give everybody a chance

Should we put body cameras on all the cops

So no one gets shot at a traffic stop

I been to Baltimore I been to Ferguson

I'm a different kind of Republican

Why should you be the next commander in chief

I'm a guy with a wife two kids and a Harley

We got a lotta contenders so please keep it brief

What I say is what I say if you don't like it I'm sorry

Could you kindly present some relevant evidence

We can grow we can do this

Why you should be the next White House resident

Our leaders are stupid

You could be the president

I'm gonna run hard I'm gonna run with heart

You could be the president

If I'm our nomineee how would Hillary lecture me

You could be the president

God gives me unconditional love

You gave Obama a big hug

On the side of the stage it's hard to even debate

But its okay I'm just tryna sell some books today

It's not great but it's better than Drake's and these fakes

Why should you be the next commander in chief

I'm the only one to separate Siamese twins

We got a lotta contenders so please keep it brief

I will make our country great again

Could you kindly present some relevant evidence

We can grow we can do this

Why you should be the next White House resident

Our leaders are stupid

You could be the president

I'm gonna run hard I'm gonna run with heart

You could be the president

If I'm our nomineee how would Hillary lecture me

You could be the president

Thanks so much for tuning in the first republican national debate

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Which candidate should be banished

Cast your vote by passing your head against desk or the nearest object

Now have a great day and great life

We need brain