Cops and Robbers - The Hoosiers

If we catch a criminal

When we catch a criminal

There's nothing we can do

But play cops and robbers

Cops and robbers

We're at a revolution

And we're baying for your blood

We're laying down the law

And your name's mud

You'd like to be a member of the human race

You want to be a good boy

But you couldn't stand the taste

Blame Simon

Because he said

You've got two lives down

And one life left

Blame Simon

Because he said

You could think better with a hole in your head

You could think better with a hole in your head

If we catch a criminal

When we catch a criminal

There's nothing we can do

But play cops and robbers

Cops and robbers

If we catch a criminal

When we catch a criminal

There's nothing we can do

But play cops and robbers

Cops and robbers

Catch a revolution

Now your waging war again

Marching on the spot

When you should have made amends

You say you fight for us

Cross your heart and hope to die

You're the bully in the playground

And we'll hang you out to dry

Blame Simon

Because he said

You've got two lives down

And one life left

Blame Simon

Because he said

You could think better with a hole in your head

You could think better with a hole in your head

If we catch a criminal

When we catch a criminal

There's nothing we can do

But play cops and robbers

Cops and robbers

If we catch a criminal

When we catch a criminal

There's nothing we can do

But play cops and robbers

Cops and robbers

If we catch a criminal

Line them up against a wall and shoot them all

Oh oh oh

If we catch a criminal

When we catch a criminal

There's nothing we can do

Play cops and robbers

Cops and robbers

If we catch a criminal

When we catch a criminal

There's nothing we can do

Play cops and robbers

If we catch a criminal

There's nothing you or I can do

Line them up against a wall I'll get a gun and shoot them all