There where the trees see the grass

A Pinkerton spy

Said "This is the place I will try "

And he did

Stood in the dark sat a man

Who beckoned him in

But leaving his grass was a sin

But he did

Cucumber Castle be ever so humble it's home

He saw the light in the cellar reflect in his eyes

Yet early that morning was he to receive a surprise

Cucumber Castle be ever so humble it's home

Cucumber Castle be ever so humble it's home

Said 'Are you leaving or are you receiving my friend

Doest need any money till then" and he did

He said "I'm the owner not you and this is my stead

So give it to me now I'm dead and he did said:

Cucumber Castle be ever so humble it's home

Cucumber Castle be ever so humble it's home