Yesterday I was a bum and broke

Today I am a star and broke

In this town that's called progress

That's how we do biz

I've been rich and I've been poor

Rich was better totally better

Requires a degree of acceptance

As in must accept as is

Drive my search engine home

Dropped and chopped in Alabama chrome

Hey what the hell it run so

The day is dunzo

So let's have some funzo

Yours very truly

As is

How expensive he was

Or what was he worth

Ain't no Brinks truck

Following no hearse

Drive my search engine home

Droppe chopped Alabama chrome

Hey what the hell it runs so

The day is dunzo

Let's have some funzo

Your's very truly

As Is

This next part should really confuse things

Everybody let's stay focused

Love of the craft

Or love of the buck

Every day down here's a rainy day

We don't save up

A little more volume in the headphones please

Unspoiled by progress

As Is is how I follow through

It's not who you squeeze

But who returns once again to squeeze you no doubt

Love 'em all I says

Let Cupid sort 'em out

Drive my search engine home

Dropped chopped Alabama chrome

Hey what the hell it runs so

The day is dunzo

Let's have some funzo

Your's very truly

As Is

Love of the craft

Or love of the buck

Every day down here's a rainy day

We don't save up

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