The Monkey Song (Seedless) - 100 Monkeys

I wish I was a monkey

I'd sleep in the trees

I'd do my best to imitate the man

Who does his best not to imitate me

You know I'd have thumbs just like a man

But none of the obligations

Yeah everything I'm tied to now would be gone

Gone gone gone gone gone

I'd like to be a monkey be monkeys with you

'Cause I'm a monkey by myself with

A lot of s**t to do

I'd like to be a monkey be monkeys with you

'Cause I'm a monkey by myself

I'm in trouble with my family

I'm in trouble with the law

I'm in trouble financially

I guess you could say I get in trouble a lot

I've danced frantically in passion

I've lain motionless in apathy

But all I wanna do is swing in

A tree away from the agony of

Love and sex and ***

Love and sex and ***

Love and sex and ***

And all and all of the lack there ofs

I'd like to be a monkey be monkeys with you

'Cause I'm a monkey by myself with

A lot of s**t to do

I'd like to be a monkey be monkeys with you

'Cause I'm a monkey by myself

And if I was a monkey I'd be very very funky

And abundance of bananas monkey b**ches and

The skunky

Big red eyes and a big red ass

Chillin' in my monkey bungalow made of sticks and grass

The monkey life is the life for me

Not a pirate or MMC

MC spider monkey the fly white hunky

The king of the jungle the pimp in

The palm trees

Dipping sipping on coconut wine

Blinging out my rings

Busting out my rhymes

Cruising in my pint size Escalade

Smoking Philly Blunts in the shade

This monkey's got it made

This monkey's got it made

This monkey's got it made

This monkey's got it made