Servants

Poor Professor Higgins

Poor Professor Higgins

Night and day

He slaves away

Oh, poor Professor Higgins

All day long

On his feet

Up and down until he's numb

Doesn't rest

Doesn't eat

Doesn't touch a crumb

Poor Professor Higgins

Poor Professor Higgins

On he plods

Against all odds

Oh, poor Professor Higgins

Nine pm, ten pm

On through midnight ev'ry night

One am, two am, three...

Quit, Professor Higgins

Quit, Professor Higgins

Hear our plea or payday we

Will quit, Professor Higgins

Ay not I, O not Ow

Pounding pounding in our brain

Ay not I, O not Ow

Don't say \"Rine,\" say \"Rain\"

Eliza

The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain

Henry

By George, she's got it

By George, she's got it

Now, once again where does it rain

Eliza

On the plain... On the plain

Henry

And where's that soggy plain

Eliza

In Spain... In Spain

The three

The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain

The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain

Henry

In Hartford, Hereford, and Hampshire

Eliza

Hurricanes hardly happen

How kind of you to let me come

Henry

Now once again, where does it rain

Eliza

On the plain... On the plain

Henry

And where's that blasted plain

Eliza

In Spain... In Spain

The three

The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain

The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain