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HTML is not hard to spell

When I'm with you when I'm with you

Binary code is just ones and ohs

I thought you knew

You are so swell just like DSL

You touched my modem

You touched my modem

We went to the bop my heart gigaflopped

When I saw your

When I saw your

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I typed OMG should be you and me

You wrote LOL wrote LOL

My browser froze right down to my toes

I said go to hell

I should have seen I'm only 15

And you're 32 you're 32

You don't love me I went and asked Jeeves

He told me it's true told me it's

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Last night while you were offline

I googled your name

And I found out that you're a 40 year old

Intertube salesman from Ohio

WTF I thought you were the one for me

But you're just a major loser

And now I will always be lonely girl 15

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