O Kazakhstan - Erran Baron Cohen

Written by：erran baron cohen

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world

All other countries are run by little girls

Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium

Other countries have inferior potassium

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool

It's length 30 meter width six meter

Filtration system a marvel to behold

It remove 80 of human solid waste

Kazakhstan Kazakhstan you very nice place

From Plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jewtown

Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan

A very nosy people with bone in their brain

Kazakhstan industry best in world

We invented toffee and trouser pants

Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region

Except of course for Turkmenistan

Kazakhstan Kazakhstan you very nice place

From Plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jewtown

Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader

From junction of the testes to tip of it's face