You can sell anything - Das Racist

(Hook)

You can sell anything

You can sell anything

You can sell anything

You can really sell anything

(Kool A D )

It's like put me on dude

Someone discover me

Give me some money b

I'll be your money tree

Took a lot of samples out you don't gotta clear those

Made a lot of weird raps you don't want to hear those

Label's like 'Maybe we can cake off the weirdos'

Ok - plug your nose here goes

Caveman porn star riding on a unicorn

Undercover cop and I'm wearing a uniform

Plus I wrote all of my rhymes in cuneiform

Hella years ago B C you better be informed

If you don't get it get a computer and Google it

If you find out all the reasons we the sh*t then you the sh*t

Yeah poopin' on the track call me doo-doo Vic

Kool-Kool-Kool A D nothing new to the kid

What can you do the kid totally stupid and sick

No scruples cool man ice cream scoopin' it

(Hook)

You can sell anything

You can sell anything

You can sell anything

You can really sell anything

(Heems)

Awwwww dip

It's Heems once again back again

With the caravan of mans that from Pakistan

Karachi posses ozzies papi

Unh red octagons couldn't stop me

I burn headband my eyes all droopy

I've gooey footies zoobies in my poopy

They all like 'Well Heems you too proud'

I'm like 'You would be too if you had the juice now '

(Ohhhh )

Ey yo the government is lies son

United States of Google Verizon

They all spies son I'm Pisces risin'

And you ain't Hoover you suck like James Dyson

Google the devil but I feel lucky

Extreme Home Make-Over couldn't touch me

Backyards kittens puppies 401k's libels yuppies

Yeeah I'm talkin' bout wine drinkers

Bald-head men Klux Klan swine-thinkers

What motivates you Let's go around the room

'I wanna own a boat one day'

They got my dreams and they playing salugi

I'm bound to be found like a brown John Belushi

Kuffi Fallujah Kulfi Falooda

Truthie Coolie more flows than Luda

What good is all your money if your styles is still tasteless

I celebrate the fact I moved into my momma's basement

I don't pay rent I sell old books for new ones

New fives two jives so live olive

At the Spin Show beats by Diplo

Stack bundles rest in peace

Della Reese's nieces rest with me

Next to me is a table with empties don't tempt me

I burn h**p leaves more style than ten Fonzie Bentleys

I'm Ray Liotta from Goodfellas

I'm complex - I'm Shiv Kumar Batalvi

I'm complex - I'm Sahir Ludhianvi

I'm complex - I'm Abrar Alvi

I'm complex

I'm Guru Dutt complex

I'm complicated I'm complex

I'm River Phoenix I'm complex

I'm bottled water I'm complex

I'm 5 out of 8 computers on a scale of computers

I'm complicated I'm complex

I'm intelligence in the age of the internet

Where you're as smart as how quickly you can use your smart phone

I'm complex