She blew my mind behind the wrecking machine

She was a shitload of trouble called the Subway Queen

Had a hip with bad habits and a shake that was a bit obscene

One night I caught her running out the cellar door

There was about a million people lying flat on the floor

For such a sweet little lady I would swear she's rotten to the core

She got her hands in the cookie jar

Smiling like an alligator

Makin' headlines in the back of her car

Tight-lipped now but sink ships later

I know a thing or two about -- sweet little sister

Her mama kill her if she knew what she do -- sweet little sister

She'll love ya black and blue -- sweet little sister

Mona Lisa with a new tattoo

She's my sweet little -- sweet little sister

Every quittin' time is another disease

Too many cowboys ridin' high shootin' low at the knees

The back hand boogie is the price you pay for being the squeeze

The pettin's getting heavy got her tongue in her ear

Her friend is doing time for kickin' a** on a queer

They're in a mental state and all their friends are here

She's tellin' lies through her burgundy lips

Angel on a mission of mercy

She'll get you dancin' with the crack of her whip

Take you up to heaven in her rocket ship

I know a thing or two about -- sweet little sister

Her mama kill her if she knew what she do -- sweet little sister

She'll love ya black and blue -- sweet little sister

Mona Lisa with a new tattoo

She's my sweet little -- sweet little sister

She got her hands in the cookie jar smiling like an alligator

Makin' headlines in the back of her car

Tight-lipped now but sink ships later

I know a thing or two about -- sweet little sister

Her mama kill her if she knew what she do -- sweet little sister

She'll love ya black and blue -- sweet little sister

Mona Lisa with a new tattoo

She's my sweet little -- sweet little sister