Three Sad Virgins (Live) - Pete Davidson/Taylor Swift (泰勒·斯威夫特)

Yo it's Pete with PDD

Let's go

Another day in the life of Pete

Just sittin' in the courtside seat

People wanna take my picture with selfie sticks

It winds up on Page Six

It's never-ending

Every day I'm trending

People wanna see the texts that I'm sending

All my friends are cool and famous

Except these three sad virgins

Three sad virgins what

Three sad virgins whoa

Three sad virgins what

Three sad virgins whoa

Can we take a timeout

For a second

Yeah

What's goin' on guys

You having fun

I'm having a blast

Quick question

Is this about us

Which part

I guess the "three sad virgins" part

Yeah

We have had s*x

Maybe not super-recently but

Guys it's just a parody video

You guys are playing characters

Characters

So people won't think it's us

It's not about you at all

Their names are Martin Ben and John

And they work at the show I'm on

They just don't have any swag

They're tall and weird and sad

John's loud but not very smart

Ben's breath kinda smells like a fart

And Martin's p***s tip is way too red

At least that's what his doctor said

Three sad virgins what

He's talking about us

Three sad virgins whoa

Oh my God

That was my real doctor

We gotta say something

Yeah you should

Yeah

Pete

What's up

We love it

Love it

I just had one like tiny thought

This guy has notes

Leave it as is

It's rockin' dude

Do you have an ashtray by any chance

Oh yeah

My only thing is maybe it could just be like completely different

Oh oh OK

Maybe something topical like Dune's a big movie

Something with Dune

A Dune rap

All right

All right guys

It's now a Dune rap

So let's get some f**k sand in here

Yeah

All right

The planet Dune is very nice

It's a world that's made of spice

It's sandy like a playa

With Zendaya

I'm gonna ride a worm

And these guys suck

Three sad virgins what

Three sad virgins on Dune

Why is he humiliating us

Ben why are you dressed as Wendy from Wendy's

Pete made me do it

And why are we up here

He said we're like the flying sad sacks

You know what

We can't stand for this

Right

Yeah

No no no no no

Ben

Ben

Ben

You okay dude

You guys ready to go in again

No

We can't do this anymore

OK it's humiliating

D**n guys I'm sorry

I I thought this would be a fun thing for all of us

If it's not then let's just end it

Thanks Pete

Thank you Pete

I mean after we do the bridge

Wait what bridge

Hey Pete

Oh hey Taylor

No no no no no

Aaron is like a sad Ron Weasley

He looks like if Big Bird lost all his feathers

And Martin has the charm and the s*x appeal of a scarecrow

That's not true

John has a big-a*s bowling ball head

How does he stay upright with that big fat melon

And none of them have the guts to take their shirts off in front of a girl

Yeah that's accurate ture

'Cause they're

Three sad virgins what

Three sad virgins whoa

Three sad virgins what

Three sad virgins whoa

Three sad virgins what

Three sad virgins whoa

Three sad virgins what

And they're gonna die alone