007 and Brucey Wayne

Are s**tting themselves because there's another name

Coming to claim what is his to claim

10% faster with a sturdier frame

He's certainly come into his own

There's one on is arm in every land that he roams

And two consecutive nights alone

Are a thing of the past as he has recently shown

They said he looks so handsome

Stood not dancing

Drawing you in like it's boring to him

It's a war you can't win and the first and the last are two thing's you'll never be my darling

Another run around and another push and shove

Further away from the idea of love

And his conclusion it must be good

Or when the penny has dropped with an incredible thud

Forgot to kick the tin

He knows where she's going but dunt' know where she's been

And there's the plus of the other thing

He'll worry about it when it's trouble he's in

They said he looks so handsome

Stood not dancing

Drawing you in like it's boring to him

It's a war you can't win and the first and the last are two thing's you'll never be my darling

Thing's you'll never be my darling

Thing's you'll never be my darling

Two thing's you will never be my darling

Thing's you'll never be my darling

Well he sneered and sniffed and spat at my chat up lines

Not to feel like a twat at times is hard

But not for this kid not when they come to you