As I was motivating back towards town

I seen a cadillac sign

It said no money down

So I eased on the brake

And I pulled up there in the drive

I gunned up the motor and then I walked on inside

The dealer came down and said man trade that ford

I can put you in a car that will eat up the road

Now you just tell me what you want

And then sign on this line

I'll have it brought right to your house

In about an hour's time

I'm gonna get me a car

And I'm gonna head on down the road

Ain't gonna have to worry no more

Bout that broke down raggity ford

Well mister I want a yellow convertible a four door deville

Man I want a continnetial spare and some white chrome wheels

And power steering and uh a power brakes

And a powerful motor with a jet off take

Some nice cool air condition and some nice warm heat

And a big old feather bedroom pillow in the back seat

I want a ship to shore radio a colour tv and a phone

So I can talk to my honey while I'm riding alone

I wanna get me a car yeah

And head on down the road

I don't have to worry no more

Bout that broke down raggity ford

And also I want four carburetors and I want two straight exhaust

I want a nuclear reactor and I don't care what it cost

I want a railroad air horn I want a phycadellic strobe spot

And I want a 15year guarantee on everything that I got

I want a two dollar deductible and I want a 20dollar note

I want a 150000dollars liability and that's all she wrote

I gonna get me a car

And head on down the road

I don't wanna have to worry no more

Bout that broke down raggity ford