When I wake up in the morning

I see a slug staring down

He gives me one look

And sets me the crown

I’m the King of the Slugs now

I’m the King of the Slugs now

I’m the King of the Slugs now

I’m the King of the Slugs *****

Watch me wah wah

Wah wah wah wah

Wah wah wah wah

Wah wah wah

Wah wah wah wah

Wag wah wah wah

Wah wah wah wah

Wah wah wah

I get my clothes from the washing machine

I see a slug staring down

He gives me one look

And sets me the crown

I’m the King of the Slugs now

I’m the King of the Slugs now

I’m the King of the Slugs now

I’m the King of the Slugs *****

Well hey there little ditzy boy

Why don’t you play a song for me

Well I slide I slide into the night

Covered in vaseline

I said hey there little ditzy boy

Why don’t you play a song for me

Well I slide I slide into the night

Covered in vaseline

The wall, the wall, the wall, the wall, the wall

The wall, the wall, the wall, the wall, the wall, the wall, the, wall the wall, the wall the wall

Going up the wall, the wall, the wall, the wall, the wall, the wall, the wall, the wall, the wall the wall, the wall, the wall

I said hey there little ditzy boy

Why don’t you play a song for me

Well I slide I slide into the night

Covered in vaseline

I said hey there little ditzy boy

Why don’t you play a song for me

Well I slide I slide into the night

Covered in vaseline baby