Last night I got served a little too much of that poison baby

Last night I did things I'm not proud of

And I got a little crazy

Last night I met a guy on the dance floor

And I let him call me baby

And I don't even know his last name

Oh my mama would be so ashamed

It started off Hey cutie where ya from

And then it turned into

Oh no what have I done

And I don't even know his last name

We left the club right around three o'clock in the morning

His Pinto sitting there in the parking lot Well it should have been a warning

I had no clue what I was getting into

So I blame it on the Cuervo

Oh where did my manners go

And I don't even know his last name

Oh my mama would be so ashamed

It started off Hey cutie where ya from

And then it turned into

Oh no what have I done

And I don't even know his last name

Here we go

Today I woke up thinkin' about Elvis somewhere in Vegas

I'm not sure how I got here

Or how this ring on my left hand just appeared out of nowhere

I gotta go

I take the chips and the Pinto and hit the road

They say what happens here stays here

All of this will disappear

There's just one little problem

I don't even know my last name

Oh my mama would be so ashamed

It started off Hey cutie where ya from

And then it turned into

Oh no what have I done

And I don't even know my last name

What have I done

What have I done

What have I done

Oh what have I done

I don't even know my last name

It turned into

Oh no what have I done

And I don't even know my last name

It started off Hey cutie where ya from

And then it turned into

Oh no what have I done

And I don't even know my last name