You Can Call Me Al - Zikai/Kris Kross Amsterdam

Lyrics by：Paul Simon

A man walks down the street

He says why am I soft in the middle now

Why am I soft in the middle now

The rest of my life is so hard

I need a photo opportunity

I want a shot at redemption

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

Bonedigger bonedigger

Dogs in the moonlight

Far away in my well-lit door

Mr Beerbelly Beerbelly

Get these mutts away from me

You know

I don't find this stuff amusing anymore

If you'll be my bodyguard

I can be your long lost pal

I can call you Betty

And Betty when you call me

You can call me Al

You can call me Al

You can call me Al

A man walks down the street

He says why am I short in attention

Got a short little span of the attention

And whoa my nights are so long

Where's my wife and family

What if I die here

Who'll be my role model

Now that my role model is gone gone

He ducked back down the alley

With some

Roly-poly little bat-faced girl

All along along

There were incidents and accidents

There were hints and allegations

If you'll be my bodyguard

I can be your long lost pal

I can call you Betty

And Betty when you call me

You can call me Al

If you'll be my bodyguard

I can be your long lost pal

I can call you Betty

And Betty when you call me

You can call me Al

You can call me Al

You can call me Al

You can call me Al

You can call me Al

You can call me Al