The Most Offensive Song Ever - Kenny McCormick/Mr. Hankey

Howdy Ho

The Virgin Mary was sleeping

When Angel Gabriel appeared

He said you are to be the virgin mother

And Mary thought that was weird

Mary said "I'm not a virgin

I blew a guy last year"

But then Gabriel said to Mary

"My child have no fear

"'Cause you can suck

All the dick you want

And still be a Virgin Mary

And still not be considered flawed

Though Mary you went to town

And sucked some semen down

You're still a virgin

In the eyes of god

There was no room at the Inn

When Mary and Joseph did arrive

They were so very tired you see

Said she had no money

Gabriel appeared to Mary

And told her not to weep

'Cause you can

Suck all the dick you want

And still be a Virgin Mary

And still be the mother of Christ

If there's no room at the Inn

Then it's not considered a sin

That's right

And three wisemen did appear

Bearing gifts of myrrh and such

They said that they had followed a star

And missed a woman's touch

Mary thought that she might pleasure them

But could not take them to bed

But again Gabriel appeared to her

And this is what he said

And still be a Virgin Mary

Everyone in the nation

Fellatio ain't no sin

So go and blow those three wise men

And you'll still be a virgin

And still be a Virgin Mary

And even the little drummer boy

Folks will remember your name quick

They'll say "Damn

That b**ch can suck a dick

Brings peace on earth and joy

Brings peace on earth and joy