Great at Crime - Or3o/The Musical Ghost
Lyrics by:Brendan Blaber
Composed by:Brendan Blaber
In the dead of midnight
Someone's creeping down the hall
See those yellow uniforms
We're the ones who got it all
We may trigger an alarm
But we'll never come to harm
Because before the cops can catch us
We can call my mom
We're great at crime
Don't call us dumb
Yeah we're great at crime
I stole some bubblegum
The boys in blue are here for you
There is nothing they can do
We scuffle scram skeddaddle
Up a creek without a paddle
No you cannot rattle us
'Cause we are great at crime
Larceny incarcerated
Arson's kinda overrated
There's no reason to debate it
Great at crime
Great at crime
Great at crime
Yeah great at crime
While you're busy sleeping
We are sneaking through your yard
Beware of dog is just a bluff
This won't be very hard
Your security won't stop us
Know that you can never top us
We will sneak in through the chimney
And then we get stuck
We're great at crime
Help I can't get out
Yeah we're great at crime
I think I swallowed grout
Grab the hooch and then we scootch
Unless you've got a scary pooch
Riping robing rootle
But it all feels rather futile
When you're chewed out by a poodle
No we're great at crime
Larceny incarcerated
Arson's kinda overrated
There's no reason to debate it
Great at crime
Great at crime
Great at crime
Great at crime
So good
Yeah great at crime
Yeah yeah yeah
Got a brand new target
That museum is our next mark
Breaking in at seven
'Cause we are scared of the dark
And the creeping apprehension
Of the dangers of detention
Doesn't get a single mention
And I'll tell you why
Hit me with the motto fellas one more time
Great at crime
I failed remedial English
Yeah we're great at crime
I don't understand basic rhyme structure
Let's grab this charm 'cause what's the harm
Oh we triggered the alarm
It's just a minor hiccup
I can call my mom for pickup
It's the sleeve I've got a trick up
'Cause I'm great at crime
Thought that I was cunning
But my mama isn't coming
Really shoulda started running
'Cause we're great at crime
The coppers were a big surprise
They're trying us we're evil guys
They wouldn't be here
Otherwise we're great at crime
Larceny incarcerated
Arson's kinda overrated
There's no reason to debate it
Great at crime
Doing time
Great at crime