作曲 : Brandes, Gauder, O'Flynn

Oh, Max!

Don't have sex!

Well, I'm Max, I'm Max,

Baby, call me Max,

I'm in love with you and also my ex.

Well, I'm Max, Max,

Call me Max,

I'm thinking what I'm giving,

I'm giving what it takes.

Max, Max, Max.

I'm in love with you and I love my ex.

I love you both, and to be true,

I don't know what I'm gonna do!

I gotta warn you,

Max, don't have sex with you ex,

It will make your life complex,

My Max, baby, take it easy!

Max, don't have sex with you ex,

It will knock you off your legs,

Oh, Max, stay cool and just relax!

Well, I'm Max, I'm Max,

Baby, call me Max,

I'm in love with you and I love my ex.

Well, I'm Max, Max, call me Max,

'Cause you love having fun, love having sex.

I'm Max, Max, Max.

I'm in love with you and I love my ex.

I don't wanna make you feel so blue,

I don't know what I'm gonna do!

I gotta warn you,

Max, don't have sex with you ex,

It will make your life complex,

My Max, baby, take it easy!

Max, don't have sex with you ex,

It will knock you off your legs,

Oh, Max, stay cool and just relax!

I gotta warn you,

Don't have sex with you ex, Max!

Ohhh, ohhh...

Oh, Max...

Oh, sex, Max!

Oh, Max...

Ahhh!

I gotta warn you,

Max, don't have sex with you ex,

It will make your life complex,

My Max, baby, take it easy!

Max, don't have sex with you ex,

It will knock you off your legs,

Oh, Max, stay cool and just relax!

Max, don't have sex.

It will knock you off your legs!

Oh, sex, Max!

Ohhh, ohhh...

Max, Max, Max!

Oh, Max!