Cake Boy - Hoodie Allen

This is for my instagram models

Eatin' up the cake

Watch it go right to your bottom

You should get a new job

Holla at McDonalds

Listen when I speak

Baby you could write a novel

The way I spit flows put you in a pickle

Cause I did it with no label

Got a crystal ball

God I need luck cause I already got them quesos

I'ts simple treat em like Kinkos

Cause they only tryin' to copy me

Last I checked you aint some handsome devil

With a college degree

But you think you can have your cake and eat it too

Well tell me why these pretty women

Never leave with you

I even ask your mom and pops and they like

We approve

Thats why your girlfriend screamin' out my name

I call that Beetlejuice

Cause I'm the one she choosin' as her preference

Minnesota women show me love like I was Kevin

Pull up in your city I could swear theres no exception

Get up in my Xbox cause I'm well connected

I know some people that they used to hate

20 women in my trailer like I'm movin' weight

Yeah no wonder why we celebrate

Hold up you aint invited homie you can bake a

Cake cake cake cake cake cake cake

Homie you can bake a

Cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake

Yeah they wanna talk

But I don't wanna conversate

Watch these women serve the p**sy like I'ts on a plate

Gordon Ramsay though

Watch me grab a fancy ho

Just because we eatin

That don't mean that we be on a date

Plus I'm more Seth Cohen than youve ever been

That's why I take all these women down like medicine

You be poppin pills just to get some extra thrills

I say Hell no to my lawyer

You can throw out all my deals

I'm like when I bring game

Put a bunch of cash under the table

And cop me a big name and a big house

And a show on basic cable

Probably be hostin' some comedy roastin

Just talkin' bout sh*t cause I'ts very explosive

They wanna control this and remote control this

I pull out the guns or they give me a holster shwoop

I'm tryin' to coast along the coast

Caught me a Astin

Na I aint the son of Christ

But I got passion

You offended Woops I aint even askin

I'm too busy f**kin' these older women

Like I'm Ashton

Bang

I know some people that they used to hate

20 women in my trailer like I'm movin' weight

Yeah no wonder why we celebrate

Hold up you aint invited homie you can bake a

Cake cake cake cake cake cake cake

Homie you can bake a

Cake cake cake cake cake cake cake cake

I'm Hoody I'm-I'm-I'm Hoody

I'm Hoody I'm-I'm-I'm Hoody b**ch

I'm Hoody I'm-I'm-I'm Hoody

I'm Hoody I'm-I'm-I'm Hoody b**ch