The Royal Wedding Song - MattyB

All of the girls around the world

Are saying the same thing

I should -

I should be the one to marry prince charming

Now if this won't effect you

Then know we're the same

But listen up

I made a song in which I'll try to explain (check it out)

Every little girl has the same exact dream

A pretty white dress and a diamond ring

To match the biggest wedding

Ever with a prince for show and tell

To be the princess in his fairy tale

Why is she the one that gets the fairy tale

This might make you laugh but its not a spoof

Everything I raps 100% truth

When a royal wedding happens here's your proof

Twinky sales go through the rough

And the sorority girls all get excited

But so much jealously its hard to hide it

All over the news and hurts to look

So one by one they tweet & face book

Saying (uhh) such an issue

I know girlfriend - pass me the tissues

The boys I know all lack in sense

And there she goes just found a prince

"real life princess" must be nice

That should be me it's just not right

It looks so sweet but it feels like a knife

Well she's gonna have a perfect life

Every little girl has the same exact dream

A pretty white dress and a diamond ring

To match the biggest wedding

Ever with a prince for show and tell

To be the princess in his fairy tale

Why is she the one that gets the fairy tale

Now the hardest part is the honey moon

More pictures then they can consume

So the first 3 days they just stay in their rooms

Back and forth - vent and fume and

I don't really care cause it's not my life

But I mean they ARE missing paradise

So if you're a guy take my advise

The best thing to do is just keep quiet

Don't even try it crackin' joke

Girls world wide just trying to cope

See they had this dream

And they just lost hope

Save yourselves let 'em mope

Cause things might seem cool

But there's major problems

Girly stuff trust we can't solve 'em

Soon as they showed her in that tiara

KNOW they ALL hit rock bottom

Before I watch anymore

I'm going to need my diet coke

And a tube of cookie dough

Every little girl has the same exact dream

A pretty white dress and a diamond ring

To match the biggest wedding

Ever with a prince for show and tell

To be the princess in his fairy tale

Every little girl has the same exact dream

A pretty white dress and a diamond ring

To match the biggest wedding

Ever with a prince for show and tell

To be the princess in his fairy tale

Not to worry ladies I'm available ;