50 Ways to Say Goodbye (Bossa Nova Version) - Gabriella Ross

Lyrics by：Bjoerklund/Amund Ivarsson/Patrick Monahan/Espen Lind/Amund Bjørklund

Composed by：Bjoerklund/Amund Ivarsson/Patrick Monahan/Espen Lind/Amund Bjørklund

My heart is paralyzed

My head was oversized

I'll take the high road like I should

You said it's meant to be

That it's not you it's me

You're leaving now for my own good

That's cool

But if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

She went down in an airplane

Fried getting suntanned

Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand

Help me help me I'm no good at goodbyes

She met a shark under water

Fell and no one caught her

I returned everything I ever bought her

Help me help me I'm all out of lies

And ways to say you died

My pride still feels the sting

You were my everything

Some day I'll find a love like yours

She'll think I'm superman

Not super minivan

How could you leave on Yom Kippur

That's cool

But if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

She was caught in a mudslide

Eaten by a lion

Got run over by a crappy purple Scion

Help me help me I'm no good at goodbyes

She dried up in the desert

Drowned in a hot tub

Danced to death at an east side night club

Help me help me I'm all out of lies

And ways to say you died

I wanna live a thousand lives with you

I wanna be the one you're dying to love

But you don't want to

That's cool

But if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

She went down in an airplane

Fried getting suntanned

Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand

Help me help me I'm no good at goodbyes

She met a shark under water

Fell and no one caught her

I returned everything I ever bought her

Help me help me I'm all out of lies

Please to say

She was caught in a mudslide

Eaten by a lion

Got run over by a crappy purple Scion

Help me help me I'm no good at goodbyes

She dried up in the desert

Drowned in a hot tub

Danced to death at an east side night club

Help me help me I'm all out of lies

And ways to say you died