Wish She Would Have Left Quicker - Rodney Carrington

I came home last night someone wasn't right

The car in the driveway was gone

A note on the table said I wasn't able

To give her the things that she wants

I didn't see it comin' my mind started runnin'

How could she have left me this way

Now I'm just wishin' someday she'll listen

'Cause I know just what I would say

I wish she would have left quicker

I would a had lots more fun

There could have been shots of tequila

With Sherry and Sheila

Bikinis with bottoms no tops

Someone's happy man

With no ring on my hand

I wish she would of left quicker

Bartender pour me some liquor

She's finally gone now the party is on

I wish she would of left quicker

I had my chances passed up advances

Tryin' to be a good guy

I worked hard till sundown

I always felt rundown

Tryin' to do what was right

Had no way of knowin' where this thing was goin'

Now it's clear it went on way too long

Maybe someday baby I'll get my way

When she hears the words to this song

I wish she would of left quicker

I woulda had lots more fun

I know a bartender hottie

She's workin' Friday

Boys I'd love to give it a try

And I think you know why

'Cause I'm a single guy

I wish she would of left quicker

Bartender pour me some liquor

She's finally gone now the party's on

I wish she would of left quicker

All my friends now they keep tellin' me

I need some time to heal

But the only thing that I'm thinkin' 'bout

Is how good I feel

I wish she would of left quicker

Bartender pour me some liquor

She's finally gone now the party's on

I wish she would of left quicker

She's finally gone now the party is on

I wish she would of left quicker

I feel good boys

Wohhhh