Mr Schwartz - Arctic Monkeys (北极猴子)
Lyrics by:Alex Turner
Composed by:Alex Turner/Tom Rowley
Put your heavy metal to the test
There might be half a love song in it all for you
Timing wise it's probably for the best
Come here and kiss me now before it gets too cute
Mr. Schwartz is stayin' strong for the crew
Wardrobe's lint-rollin' your velveteen suit
And smudgin' dubbin' on your dancin' shoes
Gradually it's coming into view
It's like your little directorial debut
As fine a time as any to deduce
The fact that neither you or I has ever had a clue
Mr. Schwartz is stayin' strong for the crew
Wardrobe's lint-rollin' your velveteen suit
And smudgin' dubbin' on your dancin' shoes
And if we guess who I'm pretending to be
Do we win a prize
Having attempted twice both incorrectly
Do we get a third try
The gloved hand's reachin' in to hit the switch
There's not one godd**n thing that you can do about it
Mr. Schwartz is havin' tea with the grips
Askin' after all the wives and the kids
It's at the heart of what the business is