Everybody wants to be the girl

Everybody wants to be extraordinarily beautiful

Everybody wants to rule the world or the room at least

And assume that they'll be the one with a crowded funeral

Everybody wants to have the time

Everybody wants to count their calories

And money and their likes

Baby my job is just to rhyme and I'm fine with that

Don't concern myself with all of the lives I might've had

I don't think I'm too fat or too skinny for that matter

I see photos of vacations and I know they're faking laughter

It's a trip you only got one shot let her rip

Take a dip have a smoke try to laugh at the jokes

Ha

I like myself most of the time

Is that a crime Is that a crime

I like myself most of the time

Is that a crime Is that a crime

Even planet Earth took seven days

Even if it looks real

You can fake it in a million different ways

Nobody chose to have their face but you're stuck with it

So rather than counting my curses I try to stay positive

I don't think I'm perfect but I got some things together

I see photos of proposals that I know are empty gestures

Get a grip you only got one shot let her rip

Take a dip have a smoke try to laugh at the jokes

Ha

I like myself most of the time

Is that a crime Is that a crime

I like myself most of the time

Is that a crime Is that a crime

Is that a crime

Ha

Is that a crime

Is that a crime

Ha

Is that a crime

I don't like myself some of the time

No I don't like myself some of the time

'Cause I ****up a lot and fall behind

No I don't like myself some of the time

When I write songs and tell myself it's art

And I drink alcohol 'til I see stars

When I isolate myself 'til I'm too proud to ask for help

When life gets hard 'cause life gets hard

I like myself most of the time

Is that a crime Is that a crime

I like myself most of the time

Is that a crime Is that a crime

Is that a crime

Ha

Is that a crime

Is that a crime

Ha

Is that a crime