Cokie the Clown - NOFX

All the way from Palm Springs just out of detox

Show him a warm welcome

Let's get some applause

Greetings all hello

Welcome to my show

I'm sure you'll have fun watching me juggle

8 balls at one time I'm no f**king mime

I play practical jokes this squirting flower

That wasn't flour that blew up your nose

It's my special blend of Ex Coke and K

You should be okay in several hours

He's got oversized shoes and ill fitting clothes

That is real blood dripping from his fake red nose

I'm Cokie the Clown

I will drag you down those 12 giant steps

I brought you all presents

Against good judgement but being a good host

You all have been dosed the kettle corns been laced

The punch has been lined you're having a great time

But you might not recall from the heminol

In the lemonade Cokie homemade

He's the happiest clown with the biggest frown

He's Cokie the Clown