My alarm clock he ain't working

But that don't really mind

'Cos he ain't no friend of mine

He kept waking me up all the time saying

BEEP BEEP BEEP

Get on your feet

You've got to get a job

'Cos you're in too deep

Oh No Oh No

Well I don't like doing things

That other folks tell me to do

So I hit him with a hammer

And now he's quite subdued

And when I wake up in the morning

He don't even make a sound

And my life ain't slipping away

'Cos his hands don't turn around

BEEP BEEP BEEP

Get on your feet

You've got to get a job

'Cos you're in too deep

Oh No Oh No

And I ain't ever been so happy

As what I am right now

And people misunderstand me

'Cos when I was made

Some joker put my smile on

Upside down

Oh No Oh No