The Christmas Can-Can - Straight No Chaser

Christmas Christmas time is here

And Christmas songs you love to hear

Thoughts of joy and hope and cheer

But mostly shopping shopping shopping

Christmas Christmas time is here

The sleigh bells and red nosed deer

Songs and songs we love to hear all played a thousand times each year

Heard this same song 20 times and it's only Halloween （Joy to the World）

It's not even cold outside （deck the halls with boughs of holly）

Christmas Christmas time is here

And Christmas songs you love to hear

（Hark the herald angels sing joy to）

Thoughts of joy and hope and cheer

But mostly shopping shopping shopping

Christmas season starting sooner every year

It's October stores with plastic Christmas trees

Ransack the mall shop until you lose your mind

Spike the eggnog sit back and watch

Rudolf Frosty Tiny TIm

And Scrooge the price or Charlie Brown

It's time

It's time to do the Christmas can-can

If you can't can't dance well that's ok （not going to do the kick line）

All you need is a tree

Some lights about a thousand presents

Wrap them up and pray for snow

Run to your closet find your Christmas sweaters screaming carols all the way （fa-la-la-la-la）

They all the way to California it's the Christmas can-can howl-a-win' to Christmas day

It's the most wonderful time of year we're running mad with Christmas cheer

Hey what's troubling you my friend

It's not fair if your jewish jewish （not fair if your Jewish Jewish）

Dreidel Dreidel Dreidel I made it out of clay

You realize that Christmas ain't the only holiday

Hey he's right who made these laws

Look Wait Here comes Santa Claus Santa

Claus Santa Claus Santa Claus Santa Claus

（Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa）

Hey Santa do the can-can help them if you can-can join in the parade

All you need is a tree

Some lights about a thousand presents

Wrap them up and pray for snow

Run to your closet find your Christmas sweaters screaming carols all the way （fa-la-la-la-la）

Friends all the way to Indiana it's the Christmas can-can that's the end

Wait for our ending

We should share this holiday

I wanna give a happy Chanukah to you

A happy Chanukah to you

A happy Chanukah to you

A merry Christmas Chanukah and also Kwanzaa Merry

Christmas happy Chanukah and mer-ry Kwan-zaa too