I'm here to collect your hearts

It's the only reason that I sing

I don't believe a word you say

But I can't stop listening

This is the story of how they met

Her picture was on the back

Of a pack of cigarettes

When she touched him he turned ruby red

A story that they'll never forget

Never forget

And all the boys are smoking menthols

Girls are getting back rubs

I will drift to you

If you make yourself shake fast enough

My old aches become new again

My old friends become exes again

Oh where did the party go

We're ending it on the phone

I'm not gonna go home alone

Oh where did the party go

I know I expect too much

And not enough all at once

You know I only wanted fun

Then you got me all f**ked up on love

Oh I looked for your name on the Ouija Board

And your naked magic oh dear Lord

You and me are the difference between

Real love and the love on TV love on TV

And all the boys are smoking menthols

Girls are getting back rubs

I will drift to you

If you make yourself shake fast enough

My old aches become new again

My old friends become exes again yeah

Oh where did the party go

We're ending it on the phone

I'm not gonna go home alone

Oh where did the party go

We were the kids who screamed

"We weren't the same " in sweaty rooms

Now we're doomed to organizing

Walk-in closets like tombs

Silent film stars stuck in talking cinema life

So let's fade away together one dream at a time

Oh where did the party go

We're ending it on the phone

I'm not gonna go home alone

Oh where did the party go